#incorrect the last ship

[incorrectthelastship]

Tom: We’re born alone and gonna die alone.

Cara: Sir, Captain Slattery will be back in, like, three minutes.

[latte125]

aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us

sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

mai and zuko bestieism is so important to me

(ids in alt)

[captainmaxatx]

5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!

Wade: Stab me!

Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!

Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!

[imgoingtorunyouover]

i am so sorry for the 3 consecutive pings @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11

[longing-for-rain]

Zuko: *sneaking in through his bedroom window*

Azula: *from the corner* Where were you?

Zuko: *frantically trying to wipe the lipstick marks from his neck* I…um…I was doing drugs.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Pansy, you know what? I’m done with Potter! 1998 is all about girls!

Pansy: …

Draco: Who walk like Potter

Pansy: …

Draco: Potter is hot

Draco: I miss Potter

Pansy: …

Draco: …

Draco: …

Draco: Yeah I’m back on Potter

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

(We’re gonna ignore the fact that cupid is WAY more powerful than an angel, because haha funny)

[rizatouchesthewalls]

enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?

edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!

[wallflowers-in-the-wind]

Zuko: Your hair looks pretty today.

Katara: What?

Zuko: Nothing… I mean your hair looks… clean today.

Katara:???

Sokka: Honestly this was better than what he practiced.

[yourhighness6]

katara: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitations! it's supposed to say "zuko's birthday"

suki: what does it say?

katara: "zuko's bi"

suki:

suki: I mean...

suki: that could still work

[velvet-gloom]

[ssunphire]

atla tweets pt.3 ‼️

i'm alive hello!!!! i've been very busy with some stuff so i couldn't post but i'm back pls don't let me flop 💔 very fire + water sibs centric this time ‼️

i'm also currently writing a hurt/no comfort zukka fic so look out for that in the near future

[livrere-green]

Azula: Zuzu, I thought you were getting into international relations or something.

Zuko: I mean, technically Sokka and I–

Azula: If you finish that sentence, I’m gonna spend tonight in jail.

[shewhowantsmouseears]

[itsaboutbee]

Misako: We all have our demons.

Misako, grabbing Garmadon: This one is mine.